Uterus Pants
What ARE Uterus Pants, I hear you ask?
Definition
Noun plural: pleated (usu. polyester) trousers that fan around the wearer's hips to exaggerate its girth in an unflattering fashion (origin: A Evans, 2006). See left for example.
If you are over 40 years of age and wearing these, we forgive you. Time is marching on, after all, and you have more pressing things to worry about.
If you are under 40 years of age and still wearing these, well that's another story. A word of advice - you may want to consider flat fronted pants.
If you are under 40 years of age, wear these Uterus Pants and work in a profession where you are expected to have a clue about design and style, then stop labouring under the impression you have the right to tell other better dressed colleagues what great design and style is.
You have no style. And hence no voice in any matters of style.
Stop dumping on other people your unwanted baseless ideas on what great design is. Because you wouldn't know what great design was, even if it bit you in the face. (Although you may experience a slight tingling sensation by something you could never hope to identify in a line-up.)
Uterus pants are OUT, OUT, OUT.
And don't give them away to charity. Just because people have no money doesn't mean they want to look like a relic out of the Museum of Premature Ageing.
posted by Yarravillean @ 10:39 am
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