10 Reasons to Live Alone
1. There is no fighting over the warm side of the bed if someone forgot to switch on their half of the electric blanket.
2. You are never home late.
3. You can walk around naked and scratch yourself all day without fear of recrimination.
4. This goes for farting as well.
5. Ditto wearing the tracksuit pants that may blow right off you if you wore them outside on a breezy day.
6. No rationale is required to explain why you are watching The Sound of Music again for the 53rd time and worse, still striving to hit the high note in Climb Every Mountain. You know who you are.
7. Never have to sit through any kind of sport on television or listen to an angry fan's lifetime of disappointment at their team channelled into one game.
8. There is no such thing as ugly or uncool dancing.
9. You can eat the condensed milk straight out of the tube without disapproving faces at how fat you are going to get. (Fat handbags are not pretty.) and ...
10. ....The toilet never smells.
posted by Yarravillean @ 9:54 pm
1 Comments:
I am a man. it feels like this is directed to my species.
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